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Masterlist of Fic (Sticky Post is Sticky) [31 Dec 2012|03:45pm]
Current Masterlist of my fic )
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beta request... [04 Dec 2011|06:40pm]
hi,

is anyone interested in/ have the time to proof my ron/harry exchange fic? It's approx 3800 words, R -or-so rating, no traditional warnings apply/ no extreme kinks.
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[20 Oct 2011|11:43pm]

1) dear ford: I'm a spoiled american, I want my car. If it's delayed another week, I'm pretty sure I will throw a temper tantrum.
2) dear work: please slow down. please. pleeeeaaasseee.
3) dear move: I really wish you would happen, now.  I want to be in my own place, desperately. Plus, feel slightly more secure in my job.
4) work newbies: stop interrupting me to ask questions that i'm trying to give you the answers to, if you would let me finish a sentence. Also, read the wrok instructions before asking me, or I will make you spend hours updating them next time.
5) writing talent: please come back : (
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Snarry_ldws round 5 sign ups [22 Aug 2011|09:48pm]
Hi all!
If you haven't noticed, sign ups for Snarry_ldws round 5 are going on -- this round is a special, mini-fic fest, with a higher word count than previous rounds. There's still slots open, and the prompts will be fun! : D

go Here: http://snarry-ldws.livejournal.com/54288.html
to sign up.
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HP Vid? [13 Aug 2011|06:53pm]
Someone on my flist in the relatively recent weeks posted a vid or link to a vid that was an HP version of the never-ending story. I'm trying to show it to my bff4evah, but can't find it, does anyone know what I mean or where it is?

thanks!
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my day [25 Jul 2011|08:57pm]
My Day
By: Synn

Go into work, already a month behind on some stuff. Get told by boss I need to train the new person all morning. Manage not to get a single thing of my own work done because he's just that new and lord only knows what the guy training him has being doing for the past week b/c he knew nothing.

Go to lunch, get told by boss I have to train the new guy all afternoon too.

Stay and hour late just to try and get one thing done for the day.

Go food shopping, in the rain, for supplies to make co-worker's cake.

Go home. Bake cake.
Stop using hand mixer half-way through due to it making an odd noise.

Drop both layers of cake on floor while turning them out of the pans.

: ( I do not like today.


Have not been keeping up with posts lately (see above), so I'm sorry if I miss something - please don't hesitate to point me to it. I will likely bookmark things to read sometime in the next couple weeks. When I am, hopefully, less stressed at work and not plagued by the mostly irrational fear that I will be fired at any moment.
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[08 Jul 2011|07:05pm]
Car hunting is going to be the death of me. How is it that I seem to have picked the two most difficult to find vehicles on the planet to compare? Why does the concept of wanting to test drive the vehicle before you go buying or ordering it seem so completely foreign to car dealerships?
Also, no, I am not buying today. I'm not just being coy to get a better deal, I really am not going to buy the vehicle until I've managed to test drive all the ones I'm looking at.
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[29 May 2011|11:02pm]
First, let me say, that I am *weeks* behind in reading the beholder fest entries myself, due to work, so if I haven't commented on your story/art yet, it's because I haven't gotten there yet. But -

Now that the reveals are up, I can fess up that I wrote 'walking shadow' for the hp_beholder fest this year.
I finally wrote Hagrid, as i've wanted to do for some time. It's not as pretentious as the summary makes it sound, I don't think. In conjunction with the posting, I've made the two songs from the Mikado that are quoted in the story available for download, should anyone be interested: Plus a bonus song that was intended for a later scene that never made it into the story -

Our Great Mikado


The Sun Whose Rays

On a Tree by a River


Title: Walking Shadow
Author: </a></b></a>[info]synn
Rating: R/NC17-ish
Pairings: Hagrid/Draco, with a side of unresolved Snape/Draco
Word Count: ~4000
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *A little non-sexual spanking? Maybe a hint of dub-con if you look at it sideways and backwards.*.
Summary: "To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing." (Macbeth V.v.19-28).

Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to [info]leela_cat  for the beta, and to the beholder_mod [info]bethbethbeth , who was not only extremely patient, but went out of her way to clean up Hagrid's dialogue, being familiar with his accent. Without them, this story would be mostly incomprehensible, and naturally, all remaining errors are my own.
Written for Squibstress.
*All quoted lyrics come from Gilbert and Sullivan's The Mikado.


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hp_april_fools reveals [12 May 2011|06:40pm]
Work is so crazy I could stay late for 4 hours every day of the week (and twice on sundays) and still not be caught up.
So if i'm not around much lately, that's why.

However, rather than rant at you all about how stressed out I am, let's talk about the [info]hp_april_fools fest - it's pretty awesome, isn't it?
the reveals went up today. Go here to check out who made what interesting pictures (and stories).

Now I can claim my own piece. It's Tom R/Minerva, and it came out mostly like I had hoped, so yay : D

Title: "Connection in an Isolating Age"
Recipient: </a></b></a>[info]thegildedmagpie
Artist: Fool #4
Medium: scrapbooking papers, pen, photographs, photoscape.
Pairings/Characters: Tom Riddle/ Minerva
Rating: um. R-ish?
Warnings/Kinks: mild nudity, implications of non or dub-con, bondage, whipping (technically...)
Summary: A brief moment of connection is all it takes to fuel the subconscious.
Artist's Notes: I hope you enjoy!

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[09 Apr 2011|01:45pm]
It's that time again, when I ask if there's anyone around willing/able to proofread a (late, of course) fest entry... which, of course, I need to turn in today.

It's my beholder fic, currently at about 3,000 words. I'm still working on the last two scenes, but I have to go out in about an hour so i'm asking now in hopes I can send what I have for proofing (spag mostly, though I wouldn't turn down any feedback). and then the rest later today when it's done. I don't want to name the pairing here, so i'll say that it's slash, multi-generation, and doesn't use any character that's particularly obscure.
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A rec, a ficlet, a comment fest [31 Jan 2011|08:49pm]
First, if you haven't yet read Short Accounts over at the snarry_swap, I encourage you to go read it now. It's beautifully done, hot, of course, but so much more at the same time. I kind of have no words.

Title: Short Accounts
Author: *eyes a certain someone suspiciously*
Gift Recipient: </a></b></a>[info]tripperfunster
Other Pairings/threesomes: None
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 7,300
Warnings: None
Summary: "Keep your accounts short, and you'll have no regrets."

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Second - if you haven't gone over to the 'everything but' comment fest... what are you waiting for? It's comment pron! : D

The Harry Potter Everything But.. comment fest.

I wrote a fill for someone, so here it is. I don't know... it was very much off-the-cuff, but I *had* to force myself to write something, b/c it's been such a struggle lately (more so than normal). It's Ron/Harry, and the prompt was... well, anything with toe nibbling/licking etc. Which is weird, because it's not my pairing (although I do read it on occasion) and it's not my kink (I don't mind it, but it never does anything for me)... It's pure smut, nothing else.

Harry/Ron, NC-17, no warnings I can think of (except the foot/toe thing, if that bothers you, I guess)--


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Top 5 ship meme [30 Jan 2011|12:45pm]
I have nothing useful to say, but it's post something or go to work for the 2 hour stint of overtime I'm to do today...

So have a meme.

Stolen from [info]isisanubis.

Top 5 ships in any fandom: (also known as the 'quick, find the pattern' meme )
In reverse order of preference --

Pairings )


You see? No patterns here. It's not like I gravitate to the exact same pairing in every fandom or anything. nope. Totally varied in my preferences, that's me.
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Fic reveal/repost: Restless [17 Jan 2011|02:07pm]
Yay, the harry_holiday's reveals are up, so now I can fess up that my story was 'Restless'. It's different from my usual portrayal of Harry, b/c I was aiming for something I thought Eriador117 would like (it's actually the kind of portrayal of harry that I like, I just never seem to write).

Title: Restless
Author: [info]synn
Rating: NC-17
Word-count: ~2700
Pairings/characters: Snape/Harry
Summary: In a post-Voldemort world, Snape and Harry find themselves restless. Detention has always been the answer, hasn't it?
Warnings: very mild d/s themes, spanking
Author's notes: Many, Many thanks to my beta [info]joanwilder. All remaining mistakes are entirely my own.
[info]eriador117, I was very excited when I got my assignment and saw it was you. I've always loved your work and it was a pleasure to get to give you something in return. I'd aimed to create something smutty and fun, but alas, my muse seems forever bent on turning me in more serious directions. That said, it isn't what I started with, but I really hope you like it.


Restless )
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Everyone go look at my gift : D [09 Dec 2010|10:06pm]
My gift was just posted over at Harry Holidays on LJ, and it's just lovely! It's got top!neville with Snape all wrapped up prettily in rope. There's masks (I have such a kink for masks/disguises it's not even funny anymore), and snape's cock peeking out! It makes me want to write a masquerade snape/neville story, because i can picture what leads up to it (and actually there's two images; with masks and without, so I love the idea that they're not revealed to each other until snape is already bound!)

In other words, i am of the opinion that you should all go see it : )

Title: Shibari
Artist: An Amazing Artist
Media: Photoshop
Rating: NC17
Pairings/characters: Neville/Severus
Warnings: bondage
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[15 Nov 2010|05:56pm]
Sorry to spam -- still looking for a  beta if anyone is around/willing/able -- SPAG is my primary concern.
It's my harry_holiday's story, approx 2800 words, with some elements of D/s and possibly related kink/s


In other news, I'm so tired from work and some of the people there that i can't even talk about it anymore.

Also, SG-A has eaten my brain.

*ETA - Someone has sacrificed themselves agreed to beta!
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How I spent my evening [28 Oct 2010|11:49pm]
I would not have spent my entire evening baking this halloween cake, were it not for the fact that the icing recipe I tried first (which I was very excited to try because it sounded great) failed utterly. Unfortunately, I kept trying to save it, and so wasted about an hour before I scrapped it and used a basic recipe. The icing was going to be orange, but apparantly three different types of food coloring does not provide enough options/tones to get a nice bright halloween orange : (
It is, of course, glittery too. The ghosts are fontant, if anyone is interested.

pictures )
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have some cookies [25 Oct 2010|06:51pm]
Who doesn't like cookies? what's more, they're cookies with tentacles.
Yes, i am such a fangirl that it makes me secretly laugh to feed my coworkers tentacle cookies, even though there is technically nothing remotely dirty about them.

I made use of my octopus cookie cutter this weekend (to make sure it worked, you know), so that I could try out my edible glitter and edible ink pen...  so behold, octopi cookies (plus a duck) : D

photo )

I really, really wanted to make snape and harry cookies too, so that I could make a snape/octopus/harry thresome, but alas, I ran out of patience time. You can't see it, but there is just a sprinkle of edible glitter on each - it made them very cute and sparkly : D
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question for the night - aka, you know you've read too much kinky fic when - [20 Oct 2010|10:42pm]
So, my question for the night is this: how much use, exactly, have twilight fans made of edible glitter?
I was considering halloween foods today and realized you could easily make a cake with edward's face on it and actually make it sparkle.
Of course, his face was the second thing I thought of.
And I don't even like twilight.
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[28 Sep 2010|06:48pm]
Hiya,
I'm having a little trouble plotting out my harry_holidays story, it's just a basic romantic comedy, but I don't usually do more than a couple scenes in my stories and I'm not sure how far I can/will take this one,
So - if anyone's  willing / able to listen to me brainstorm and offer thoughts/suggestions, I'd really appreciate it. i won't name the pairing here, but I doubt it's one anyone on my flist would object to reading.
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Drawble # 2 Celebration [20 Sep 2010|07:30pm]
And here's the second drawble, for [info]leela_cat :

Title: Celebration
Artist: Synn
Rating: G
medium: tablet, artweaver, photo reference from here
Summary: Based on [info]leela_cat's prompt - lucius/Severus, celebration. In my mind, they're celebrating graduation, but you can take it however you like  : )
  *skin tones are hard.


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